“ so mom bought me this silly hat she think will be useful on the boat. i accepted it like the nice daughter i am, but it is awful, okay? awful! you have a way better taste in hats i mean… look! you’ve gotta get me a new hat or at least let me borrow one of yours because there is no way i am actually wearing the hat she got me.” all this coming from the girl who literally looks like a nerd in just the head gear she wears to ride her bicycle.
“why do people always assume that you need a hat on a boat ? you don’t need a hat on a boat.wearing a hat on a boat makes it easier for you to lose the hat. wear sunscreen and you’ll be fine. you don’t need a hat.”
