“ I TOLD YOU - in a former life i was coffee. we’ve known each other a long time, not to mention the fact that we’re married, so you should know by now that there’s no such thing as enough coffee. “
“THERE’S ALWAYS A THING as too much coffee ! the fact that it’s all you drink might be the reason you can’t sleep anymore !maybe the coffee is what is causing all of your dreams. coffee maker shuts off at 6pm in the household.”