muserpt:

baby / new parent memes

• “ should she/he be making that noise? ”
• “ she’s crying again… it’s your turn ”
• “ should she/he be screaming this much? ”
• “ i think she/he has a fever ”
• “ you can’t call the pediatrician every time you have a question! ”
• “ be careful with her/him! ”
• “ the books didn’t cover this… ”
• “ i think she/he has a rash ”
• “ i don’t know what i’m doing ”
• “ do you think we’re doing a good job? ”
• “ she’s/he’s a prodigy!!! ”
• “ have you seen my breast pump? ”
• “ i’ve never been so tired in my life ”
• “ how have they already outgrown these clothes?? ”
• “ be careful with her/him… ”
• “ do you wanna count her/his toes again? ”
• “ you think she/he knows who i am? ”
• “ i think this diaper is on wrong ”
• “ watch your mouth, this baby’s first word better not be a curse word ”
• “ shhhh! i just got her/him to sleep ”
• “ do we really have to watch the wiggles 24/7? ”
• “ should she/he be socializing with other babies? ”
• “ be careful… she/he is a hair puller ”
• “ she/he looks like you ”
• “ we made this… ”